REVIEW: Twilight [2008]
“I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore” It’s a case of which came first for me—Twilight or The Southern Vampire Mysteries? After watching the film Twilight I couldn’t help but think...
View ArticlePosterized Propaganda September 2011: Misfires countered by fearlessness
“Don’t Judge a Book by Its Cover” is a proverb whose simple existence proves the fact that impressionable souls will do so without fail. This monthly column focuses on the film industry’s willingness...
View ArticlePosterized Propaganda November 2011: Too Many Characters!
“Don’t Judge a Book by Its Cover” is a proverb whose simple existence proves the fact impressionable souls will do so without fail. This monthly column focuses on the film industry’s willingness to...
View ArticleREVIEW: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse [2010]
“I’d rather you be really dead than one of them” I’m not saying Twilight was a masterpiece, but it did hold promise—promise that its successors have done little to uphold. An overly melodramatic...
View ArticleREVIEW: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 [2011]
“Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies” Here’s a pitch for a new Trojan Condoms’ advertising campaign tie-in to The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1: Even Vampires Need Protection. Yes, the...
View ArticleREVIEW: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 [2012]
“Should I start calling you Dad?” **contains spoilers as far as its major difference from the book** I’m going to applaud The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 for two reasons. One, it signals what...
View ArticlePosterized Propaganda March 2013: ‘Stoker,’ ‘Place Beyond the Pines,’ ‘Spring...
“Don’t Judge a Book by Its Cover” is a proverb whose simple existence proves the fact impressionable souls will do so without fail. This monthly column focuses on the film industry’s willingness to...
View ArticlePosterized Propaganda September 2011: Misfires countered by fearlessness
“Don’t Judge a Book by Its Cover” is a proverb whose simple existence proves the fact that impressionable souls will do so without fail. This monthly column focuses on the film industry’s willingness...
View ArticlePosterized Propaganda November 2011: Too Many Characters!
“Don’t Judge a Book by Its Cover” is a proverb whose simple existence proves the fact impressionable souls will do so without fail. This monthly column focuses on the film industry’s willingness to...
View ArticleREVIEW: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse [2010]
“I’d rather you be really dead than one of them” I’m not saying Twilight was a masterpiece, but it did hold promise—promise that its successors have done little to uphold. An overly melodramatic...
View ArticleREVIEW: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 [2011]
“Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies” Here’s a pitch for a new Trojan Condoms’ advertising campaign tie-in to The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1: Even Vampires Need Protection. Yes, the...
View ArticleREVIEW: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 [2012]
“Should I start calling you Dad?” **contains spoilers as far as its major difference from the book** I’m going to applaud The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 for two reasons. One, it signals what...
View ArticlePosterized Propaganda March 2013: ‘Stoker,’ ‘Place Beyond the Pines,’ ‘Spring...
“Don’t Judge a Book by Its Cover” is a proverb whose simple existence proves the fact impressionable souls will do so without fail. This monthly column focuses on the film industry’s willingness to...
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